Khloe Kardashian is NOT pregnant.
At last night’s NBA Finals game, the headlineaddicted celebrity cleared up any rumors that said she and Lamar Odomwere expectingtheir first child.
WhenEntertainment Tonightasked Kardashian if she were pregnant, she threw herself a pity party and replied: "No, I’m just fat."
Seriously, Khloe, you are many negative things but "fat" is not one of them. Not ifevery other tabloid coverover the past few weeks is to be believed.

Seeing a microphone and camera, mother Kris Jenner rushed over and added:
"If Khloe was pregnant, we would be shouting it from the rooftops. So right now, no, unless they’re really holding out on me. In that case, you’re both grounded."
Of course, when the time does come for her daughter, Kris says Khloe will "be the best mom in the world."
"She helped me raise Kendall and Kylie. I couldn’t have done it without her. And [Lamar] will be a great dad. He’s got two beautiful children. I can’t wait until the rest of my kids have kids of their own, but right now we have little Mason, and I’m very, very happy."
Of course you are. Just think of all those blog page views Masonis garneringfor Kourtney and Kim. Chaching!