THG Caption Contest Winner October 29

THG Caption Contest Winner: October 29

 

In last Friday’s edition ofTHG’s Caption Contest, we challenged readers to come up with the best one for this photo ofAshton and Demi

Thanks toBrittney Jonesand other factors, there was plenty of material here. Our winner islhart23. Congratulations on a job well done.

Honorable mentions go out toTabitha ThaibaandLinda. Thanks to everyone for playing and best of luck again in our next contest …

Demi and Ashton Pic

Demi: Smile, even though it hurts.
Ashton: I hope somebody has a Nikon RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!

The Rum Diary Trailer Released!

The Rum Diary Trailer: Released!

 

Johnny Depp is set to enter the crazy world of Hunter S. Thompson once again.

The Oscar winner, who brought the late author’sFear and Loathing in Las Vegasto the big screen in 1998, will do the same on October 28 forThe Rum Diary. The movie is based on Thompson’s novel by the same name and focuses on a journalist named Paul Kemp.

He encounters a dangerous, alcoholsoaked paradise in Puerto Rico, as teased in the first official trailer for the film, which also stars Aaron Eckhart, Amber Heard, and Amaury Nolasco. Check it out now.


The Rum Diary Movie Trailer

Kimberly Stewart in Glasses and Lingerie

Britney Spears Crotch Shot (With Panties This Time)!

 

Yes, she can be taught.

After the debacle late last year, in which a clubbingho traintreated us to some unexpected, possibly hotnude Britney Spears pictures, the lovely pop star has evidently decided it might be a good idea to try on some underwear.

So when Britney Spears was spotted at the club Parc over the weekend flashing her crotch, the display included a pair of white panties. She’s so classy.

Also, apparently instead of showing up in normal clothes, she decided she’d just buy a new set of bed sheets and drape them around herself. Economical. MaybeKevin Federlinegot more in the divorce settlement than we thought.

Anyway, enjoy this nice picture ofBritney Spears‘ crotch (bottom), as well as another pair of photos included to demonstrate just how fashion challenged (andpossibly insane) she is.

Nice Outfit!Insane Clown PosseNo Nude Pics This Time

SIDE NOTE: When you’refresh out of rehab, and have two tiny children in Sean Preston andJayden Jamesat home, should you really be going to clubs all the time?

Britney, you have serious issues. You need help, girl. And we’re not talking about the sort of "help"Isaac Cohengave you earlier this year.

Khloe Kardashian Not Pregnant, Just Trolling for Pity

Khloe Kardashian: Not Pregnant, Just Trolling for Pity

 

Khloe Kardashian is NOT pregnant.

At last night’s NBA Finals game, the headlineaddicted celebrity cleared up any rumors that said she and Lamar Odomwere expectingtheir first child.

WhenEntertainment Tonightasked Kardashian if she were pregnant, she threw herself a pity party and replied: "No, I’m just fat."

Seriously, Khloe, you are many negative things but "fat" is not one of them. Not ifevery other tabloid coverover the past few weeks is to be believed.

Useless Khloe

Seeing a microphone and camera, mother Kris Jenner rushed over and added:

"If Khloe was pregnant, we would be shouting it from the rooftops. So right now, no, unless they’re really holding out on me. In that case, you’re both grounded."

Of course, when the time does come for her daughter, Kris says Khloe will "be the best mom in the world."

"She helped me raise Kendall and Kylie. I couldn’t have done it without her. And [Lamar] will be a great dad. He’s got two beautiful children. I can’t wait until the rest of my kids have kids of their own, but right now we have little Mason, and I’m very, very happy."

Of course you are. Just think of all those blog page views Masonis garneringfor Kourtney and Kim. Chaching!

Mayra Veronica and Reggie Bush It’s Serious!

Mayra Veronica and Reggie Bush: It’s Serious!

 

As the weather heats up across the United States, the same can be said for the relationship between Mayra Veronica and Reggie Bush.

Simply put, asource tellsRadar Online “they’re officially dating and it’s getting serious… Their feelings are getting stronger all the time.”

The pair met back in 2006 andTHG actually profiled Veronicathree years ago, long before her and Bush were an item but kept their contact to phone conversations while Reggie was dating Kim Kardashian.

But soon after this couplecalled it quitsin March, the model and the running back started spending a lot of time together.

“Mayra doesn’t just want to be Kim’s replacement, she wants to make sure there is a special place in his heart just for her,” said the insider. "Mayra is ready for the real thing thing. I can see this blossoming into something special.”

So can we. After all, Veronica certainly possesses the traits Bush seems to look for in a companion. Click on the photos below and ask yourself: What do she and Kim have in common?

Mayra Veronica Picture

Mayra Veronica PicMayra Veronica PhotographNew Reggie Bush Girlfriend

Adam Duritz, Counting Crows Singer, Details Battle to Kick "Crazy" Pills

Adam Duritz, Counting Crows Singer, Details Battle to Kick "Crazy" Pills

 

Counting Crows singer Adam Duritz just went to his Facebook page and explained that he suffers from a "severe mental illness," but that he is trying toween himself offof his medication despite the "vicious withdrawal symptoms."

"I was f**king crazy. I needed meds. I took meds. Now I’m less crazy. I need less meds. I’m stopping meds," the 46yearold writes.

Adam Duritz Pic

Duritz admits that he needs medication to keep himself balanced, but has cut his Lithium dosage by half. How’s that going? "Not so good."

Lithium is a common moodstabilizer. "Gotta keep pushing/get off this sh*t," he adds. "Going faster than I should but it still takes too long."

According to Duritz, it’s not a drug addiction situation and he’s not trying to get sober altogether: "I like drinking. A lot. Sober=not for me."

He did not specifically describe what he suffers from.

Back in 2008, though, Duritz detailed his condition toMen’s Health, saying, "I have a form of dissociative disorder that makes the world seem like it’s not real, as if things aren’t taking place. It’s hard to explain, but you feel untethered."

Here’s hoping the singer feels better soon.

[Photo: WENN.com]